June 2009
4 posts
i only use tumblr to look at pictures of ashley...
so..yeah. fuck it.
May 2009
18 posts
So, my next tattoo has been decided. Before I get my chest done, I’m getting a super old metal skull- with wispy long metal head hair, a bald spot and lighting bolts.
And it’s all going to be done with a 3. Now THAT’S metal.
I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetery, I don't...
whoa yeah.
i don't think i've been this bummed in a long...
bleah.
my parents are gone!
theabstract:
who wants to drink beers and take photos?
sure, it was good to see them, but being an adult doesn’t mean i can’t revert back to childish behavior the second they leave.
ARE YOU HOME IN SYRACUSE!?!?!
toddsblogofwonder:
i miss my former life. goddamit.
oh Todder, cheer up buddy. I loves you, i’ll come visit and cheer you up! :)
“God is taking time out of his daily schedule to shit all over my life....”
– Me-via text 5 minutes ago.
I had never really noticed that button that said,...
So, i looked at it, then looked at jessicachu’s page. They’re both the same! They’re THE SAME. How sad is that? Just about as sad as typing a sentence that reads, “You’re only as popular as you are in the internet.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
You are only as popular as you are on the...
(via jessicachu)
Or: You’re only as popular as your are on the internet because you’re too abrasive/offensive/ugly/bad mannered/shallow/obnoxious to be popular in real life.
Or: Officially the most depressing thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
You are only as popular as the amount of dick you’ve sucked.
rude? maybe. whoops.
i just pierced my boss' daughter and i feel like i...
seanhasablog:
undeuxtrois:
it went great, but MAN was it stressful. she cried, I felt horrible. she is a brave little bean though!
I remember doing the same, except the kid didn’t make a sound. she was much more calm that a lot of adults i pierced before lol. she was a champ.
Y’know, DJ and I were just talking about that. She did do better than..I’d say a good 1/5th of the women I...
i just pierced my boss' daughter and i feel like i...
it went great, but MAN was it stressful. she cried, I felt horrible. she is a brave little bean though!
April 2009
51 posts
some bitch i went to high school wrote this.
Natalie Massulik Susan Boyle is a mediocre singer, and I am pretty much certain that there are people who only like her because it “proves” they are not shallow because they are fans despite her average looking appearance. News flash, there are far more talented people out there who will never be given a chance cause of their appearance.
Let me tell you what’s going on Natalie...
BRENT SPINER HAS A TWITTER.
why wasn’t i informed?
SPOILER ALERT: dont read this if you want the BND...
ahomeboyslife:
“Once All Time Low left the stage, a half hour later, Fall Out Boy and men dressed in SWAT outfits took the stage in front of a screen projecting a riot in action. Yeah, they went there. Patrick Stump was wearing a wig, and all the members were wearing suits – it gets worse. After the opening song, Pete Wentz launched into some rambling diatribe about how they were given a stage...
i will never wear rolled-up denim shorts. they...
sorry to burst your collective bubble(s).
i have been wholly uninspired lately.
i feel like it’s the internet’s fault. I’m constantly bombarded with crap upon pictures of crap and videos of bullshit and HEY look at this thing over here and check out these youtube clips of this kid fucked up on salvia and…...hooh.
i need a break from civilization.
i should stop bringing my laptop to work.
i'm glad you all feel the same about that...
if i had a dick, i’d let her suck it. maybe.
STOP POSTING PICTURES OF AUDREY KITCHIN
seriously. she is neither cute, nor interesting. she’s as dumb as a box of hair and has no talent to speak of. what does she do? just sit around and….look good? doesn’t real talent count for anything these days? I guess all it takes is a glittery myspace page and an alternative look.
maybe when i lose some weight i’ll whore myself out to the general internet populous...
