December 2008
75 posts
my best friend has the worst taste in music...
so i’m making a new year’s mix to keep my ears from bleeding all night. I need some help with it, care to contribute a few ideas?
I have a very, very short list so far.
MIA- paper planes
Datarock-Princess
D.A.N.C.E.- Justice
Help a nigga out!
holla tumblrsbabes →
carlovely:
(via 17thsuitcase)
I’m in there? awesome.
fuck
i only put on nail polish once in a blue moon and every time i end up chewing it off 10 minutes later.
oh NOES
Andrew, is that a challenge? ‘Cos I went to ComicCon this year, and I don’t think you want me to bust out the massive amount of awesomeness I aquired while there.
Plus, we got to MEET Frank Kozik, that’s enough for me.
(I hope it’s not-I respect and fear your vinyl collection, Andrew. just putting that out there.)
ps.
i think i have my first tumblr crush.
creepy? i think so. pathetic? i hope not.
I'VE GOT CHRISTMAS (HANSON) FEVER!
I FUCKING FORGOT HOW GREAT THIS ALBUM IS.
I’M SO STOKED THAT I’LL BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
Weight loss plan:
-Drink lots of coffee via my new one-cup coffee maker for coffee retards
-Poop a ton
-Take lots of adderol
-Go batshit crazy
-Eat popcorn and celery in excess
(Not in that order. Poop might happen a ton more than it says on here.)
Beware: This plan might not be for everyone! (This is only a weight loss plan for impatient ladies, such as myself.)
NOPE
18 bucks? I think NOT.
(It is pretty fucking cute, though.)
I need these.
Awesome. Kathie and Brandt Peters always churn out the COOLEST stuff.
Thank god I have Benny and the Red Bird already, or I’l be dropping a cool 600 for one of these five-inchers.
www.cardboardspaceshiptoys.com
My boss...
knows Pete Wentz. So, out of respect, I removed the picture of his ween, despite the fact that it was deliciously tasty looking.
DJ Rose is quite possibly the coolest person I know. This is not sucking up- it is pure fact. I love my job.
Bloody Christmas!
Bloody X-mas: Macabre Plush Toys!
The perfect X-mas gift for future serial killers! Why buy a stupid Elmo when you can permanently disturb that young mind with a cute knitted plush rabbit killed with a giant carrot? Or a beautiful tiger eating some human remains?
OM NOM NOM NOM
I'm getting my hair cut tonight...
Super stoked! Collin’s girlfriend is doing it. I’m very excited. I need a bit of a change!
I just got home..
from the bars and checked my tumblr…and it made me miss you guys a TON YOU JERKS. god damn it. I mean, you Plattsburgh jerks. Eff yoo.
XOXOXOXOOXXOX
recent text convo between me and junk
Me: I just did a triple frenum piercing!
Jon: Oh fun! Did he get a boner?
Me: A halfie. It was black AND uncircumcised.
Jon: So it looked like a poo.
Me: Basically. Now it looks like a poo with 6 eyes.
Jon: Ahahahahahahah!