ALPHA MALE

there’s this girl in here who’s a size 1 and she’s gorgeous and all of the guys who work here are crowded around her, talking about her stupid, bland, “punk” past.

shit, bitch-you graduated 5 years after me, real punks are 30 or 40 years old at this point. You’re not “punk”. You’re wearing a hipster hat that makes you look like the swedish chef. You obviously have an eating disorder.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

as it turns out, i actually like her quite a bit. she hung out and we talked….and she’s not a complete idiot! That brings my list of girls that I like way up.